Stephanie sent me an email:
This must go in the blog funniest e-mail I have ever read.....
Subject: FW: I REALLY NEED TO DO AT LEAST 5 OF THESE A DAY! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ....
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don't Disguise Your Voice !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14 . When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Send This E-mail l To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called THERAPY.
The one about ordering "to-go" meals from the drive-thru reminds me of when I was a kid living in a small Idaho town. Most of my friends worked at the local McDonald's, and I would hang around there in the evenings waiting for them to get off work.
ReplyDeleteThere was an old guy who would come in two or three times a week and he ALWAYS ordered "McSnake." And he ALWAYS acted like it was the funniest thing he'd ever said.
Maybe it was.