Saturday, March 19, 2022

Ted Lasso barbecues a bully

Today's dispatch from The Dinosaur Notebook: 

It's my favorite scene in my favorite show.

In Apple TV+ fish-out-of-water comedy "Ted Lasso" Jason Sudeikis plays a college football coach from Wichita State who winds up coaching English soccer. 

The character's marriage has fallen apart. His estranged wife needs some space, so the relentlessly positive and unfailingly empathetic Lasso gives her a whole ocean.

The team's owner, Rebecca Welton, a rich blonde with curves like the hull of a competition speedboat, initially hired him to fail in order to spite her ex-husband, Rupert. She won the club in a bitter divorce settlement after he cheated on her.

By episode 8 of the first season Rebecca has been won over by Lasso's optimism and innate decency and begins to soften toward him.

Their friendship leads to this climactic scene.


You know, Rupert, guys have
underestimated me my entire life.

And for years, I never understood why.
It used to really bother me.

But then one day,
I was driving my little boy to school

and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman
and it was painted on the wall there.

It said, "Be curious, not judgmental."

I like that.

So I get back in my car
and I'm driving to work,

and all of a sudden it hits me.

All them fellas that used to belittle me,
not a single one of them were curious.

They thought they had everything
all figured out.

So they judged everything,
and they judged everyone.

And I realized
that their underestimating me...

who I was had nothing to do with it.

'Cause if they were curious,
they would've asked questions.

You know?

Sudeikis' monologue is perfect, a huge payoff for the show's legion of fans, who grow to see that Lasso's folksy charm isn't an act, because he's so consistent. 

In life people often mistake kindness for weakness. They make assumptions. They're dismissive. They send out subtle digs or judgments.

I love my work, the actual physical task of loading the bread into racks and rolling it into the proofer. It's meditative and satisfying. There's something soothing about working in a unit, doing something as elemental as baking bread. I come home smelling like 21 Whole Grain. My wife buries her nose in my collarbone and sniffs deeply when she kisses me. 

But there's an odd thing that happens in a blue collar workplace. It's as fiercely hierarchical as the streets of Mumbai. There's a caste system. Managers wear black shirts. Maintenance techs wear blue shirts. Office staff and administrators wear street clothes. Among the line employees, all wearing khaki pants and company tee shirts, Panners are the lowest of the low. There are people on the staff who don't acknowledge my presence, who will look right through me if I simply say, "Good morning, John." 

That's weird to me. I truly don't understand that mentality.

A portion of our work force are ex-felons. Guys with neck tattoos and a thousand-yard stare. 

People have been underestimating me all my life.

Every workplace has its rules and power structure. A man I know went to Stanford University and earned a degree in economics, built a successful career as a bond underwriter in Seattle. He raised three remarkable kids who went to prestigious schools, one a pediatrician, another a medical researcher, the third a fund raiser for a university in Alaska.

Once he told me, "I never liked my job. It wasn't my dream, I didn't have a passion for it. Every day I had to put on a suit and kiss ass, but I knew it what was I had to do to build a life for my family. So I did it."

He's retired now. This spring and summer he and his wife are hiking from Mexico to Canada on the Pacific Crest Trail.

Along the way I hope they find their two triple 20s and a bullseye, a moment of perfect clarity and peace. But I suspect the success and well-roundedness of their children has been the barbecue sauce, the thing that makes them smile deep in their souls. The people that underestimated them don't matter anymore.

That's the flip side of yesterday's childlike dreams. I have a lot of admiration for people who can recognize the bargain the world offers, choosing to stick to a course in a disciplined way because it's the right thing to do, even if they have to swallow a lot of bullshit.

Be curious. Ask questions. And don't let yourself be defined by others' assumptions. That's a waste of the precious days.


Friday, March 18, 2022

Pablo Picasso, The Helper Squad, and The Dinosaur Notebook


At the end of Jasmine Street in Willamette City where we live there is a thicket, a patch of fir trees under grown by holly with a trail running through it. It's an easement owned by the town, opening out on the other end to a large grassy field belonging to the Grace City Church.

Three children live on our block-long dead end street of single-family homes, ages six to eight. We'll call them Xena, Jack and Ella, for together they are a warrior princess, a legendary pirate and song belted from a mountain top, each in their own way.

(Both the place names and the identities have been changed to protect the children and their families, but their exploits are completely true.)

Jack's Wood is a vital feature of the neighborhood, for its quarter acre serves as a bicycle trail, obstacle course, hideout or the prow of a ship. Jack scans the horizon for villages to burn, churns clouds of dust on his bike, screams warrior screams as he zooms over the bump in the trail at the edge of the forest, the place where we first saw him on the day we moved in.

The three of them are each bright and exceptional with different gifts, cute as kittens, fierce as a stick-sword pressed into your Adam's Apple. 

Xena has dark, straight hair and brown eyes, a few months the oldest, the tallest of the three. She's thoughtful, a planner. For Halloween she put together a block party, complete with menus and activities. Handwritten invitations were tucked inside every screen door. Every household came, a table overflowing with chili and cornbread and three kinds of pie. Her father lit a firepit for marshmallows. The kids carved pumpkins. There was music on a portable stereo. Sharon made a pecan pie.

Jack's the youngest, a kindergartner with a  slightly crooked smile and Tarzan-length hair. His parents have bathed him in love and confidence. He's fearless and sweet. He charges down the hill where Jasmine Street passes the church on scooters, bikes and skateboards. His father takes him skiing, first cross country and this winter downhill for the first time. Once on a walk his mother asked how to ride the scooter. "You just GO," he said, neatly summing up his philosophy of life. He just goes. 

Ella is short and determined with a woolly mop of red-brown curls that explode out from underneath her bicycle helmet like fireworks. Her father is a professor of archaeology at a nearby college, her mother an administrator at the same school. In their garage is an electric car and a large telescope. Ella steers by the brightest, furthest star she can name in all things.

As you might guess, there are no betas in this group. They'll play agreeably for a while, have some disagreement as to direction or purpose, work it out or fly apart for a while. After a break to cool down they'll come back together, resuming play as if not much happened. Over the two years all alliances have proved temporary and no grudges have been kept past tomorrow's breakfast. They're a model for the world.

One of their latest ventures is The Helper Squad. The three decided they would knock on every door within their tether and offer themselves for chores and tasks, cleaning yards or windows for two or three quarters each. Mind you, they are 6, 8, and 8.

In their rounds they came to us and I invited them, with their parents' permission, to help us plant wildflowers in the 18x24-foot patch of ground at the front end of Jack's Wood. Earlier this year I'd chopped away the weeds with a pick axe and laid down a bed of fallen leaves to improve the clay soil. It's nearly ready to plant. At the first of the month my wife Sharon bought us six yards of good garden dirt, delivered, and we'll spread a layer of that this weekend.

It happens that yesterday was the start of spring break, so The Helper Squad will come by for wildflower seed spreading on Wednesday. 

On the porch after school on Tuesday they were jumping up and down with excitement about this choice assignment.

But they wanted something they could do right away, eager to get their business venture started, too ambitious to wait for summer lemonade stands. More jumping up and down, Ella eager for me to name an assignment.  I suggested that the wildflower patch needed more leaves, because there was a section, about a quarter of it, that was still bare. Maybe you could finish it, I said.

The three of them accepted. While I went back to my nap they laid out leafy compost over the bare ground. When I woke up there were three twigs arranged on our front porch in a rough tepee, intended, I think, as sign language to indicate they'd finished. When I walked out to the end of the driveway I was surprised (though I shouldn't have been) at how thoroughly and carefully they'd finished the project.

Last Sunday we had dinner with Jack and his parents. He's a high school history teacher, she's a nutritionist. Marvelous, attentive parents, delightful people. They don't own a TV. Most nights after supper are devoted to reading and games.

Over salad, grilled cheeses and tomato bisque soup we learned Jack had just passed his first 100 days of kindergarten. He and his classmates had each made themselves a hat emblazoned with "100 Days Brighter," shaped like a native headdress. He'd made a "Happy St. Patrick's Day" poster, taped to the front door for our visit.

The next day I was in the Dollar Store shopping for writing supplies, and I snagged two Dinosaur Notebooks, one for me and one for Jack. I got him a congratulations card and my wife and I signed it. "Congratulations on being 100 Days Brighter," I wrote. In a perfect world, we all would be.

I put four singles inside the card. "Seed money for your business," I told him. "You and Xena and Ella can buy cleaning supplies or snacks."

Pablo Picasso once said, "Every child is an artist. The trick is to remain one when you grow up." In the same way every child is an adventurer, an explorer, a daredevil and an entrepreneur. The shameful thing is that life wears down our optimism and yearning to make grand plans, to be boldly childlike in our willingness to dream.

My father was a crass and violent man who died at the age I am now. He was driving a semi the day he died, delivering a load of coffee in Layton, Utah. The Old Man chocked the wheels, pulled up the gate of the trailer and collapsed on the dock, dead of a heart attack. He'd been a smoker well into his 50s and was overweight.

The relevant part of his story in this one is that all his life my father had dreams, a desire to start something big and be a big operator. He'd sketch out plans and budgets. He'd start projects. A trucking school. A barge for harvesting river rock.

Some of his ideas were remarkably ahead of his time. In the 80s he pondered converting an old school bus he'd bought into a mobile restaurant. An avid football fan who'd record games on his Betamax to rewatch over the winter, he'd sketch out plays for an offense: no huddle, with the quarterback in shotgun on every play, a concept that now dominates the game.

Everett dropped out of school after the ninth grade. He didn't have a dinosaur notebook, but by his chair on the lamp table there were invariably scraps of paper scrawled with notes and trial budgets. 

When he died, going through his effects, next to his shotgun shells and a stubby bottle of Mennen Skin Bracer, I found $20,000 in a Metamucil jar under his porch. Seed money for his business. I divided into six envelopes and sent an equal share to each of my siblings.
 


This is the Way the Transformation Begins


"Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say "Why not?"
George Bernard Shaw, Robert F. Kennedy


This is the way the transformation begins.
It begins in me.
It begins now.
It begins with small incremental changes and shifts in attitude
it begins with positive action
failing forward
and suddenly I start looking at the world and my place in it in a new way. I speak differently and dress differently and project a different energy, and the world opens up like a glorious pink azalea bush, eight feet tall and blooming like mad.


photo by Kajo123 from the website flickr.com

Good morning!

An engineer builds a bridge and every bolt and weld has to be exactly right; every measure has to be perfect, or the bridge collapses or fails to take its place. Fantastically detailed blueprints have to be laid out. Impact statements have to be filed, sediment has to be studied, years of effort, months of planning, and a man-made marvel rises in the sky. Park somewhere and take a good look at a bridge, and think of all the skill and knowledge and hard honest work it took to create it. Consider how a few thousand years ago we were living in caves.

It is not so with a dream. Some people are remarkable dreamers and dreams spring whole from them, or they can leap up from bed and pages of creative genius flow out of their pen, intricate and perfect. Most of us though are baby dreamers, new at it and tentative to the trust the power of what we wish for.

Start the dream! Whether you want to go to nursing school or college or learn to play the guitar, take a first step, now, even in the wrong direction. Don't wait for the blueprint to come to you, the environmental impact statement, the permits and the 200-page budget and legislative dream approval. Rough it out, sketch it on a napkin, tell a friend, and take action. Your dream begins the moment you step out in first moment of believing, and the result can touch a thousand souls. Listen to Jim Valvano: never give up, never surrender. Believe in the audacity of action and your fantastic potential for change and new opportunity.

The Hawthorne Bridge at sunrise, Portland Oregon. Photo by Joe Collver, from flickr.com
Genuine happiness and success start with an attitude of abundance

Make it a daily practice to begin your day with five minutes of thankfulness. You can even do it in your car on the way to work. Do it in your own way, whether it's thoughtful reflection or a prayer or singing out loud, but focus on your rich, amazing, abundant life.

Feeling grumpy or resentful or worried instead of thankful? Change direction! Consider the incredible gifts you have--mind, body, spirit, senses, your family, your friends, your clothes, your car, and the breakfast you enjoyed this morning. By the standards of 99% of the world, Americans are incredibly, amazingly rich. You truly have no idea how richly blessed you are until you start thinking about it. Even the heart that beats within you and the lungs that breathe your air are an intricate and amazing miracle.

Some of my favorite movies are ones that feature a once-defeated character waking up to an absolutely new day: "It's A Wonderful Life," the various versions of Dicken's "Christmas Carol" and "Groundhog Day." How exhilarating it is for George Bailey to wake up and realize his life isn't over, it's just beginning, and that today truly is a brand new day.


"It's a Wonderful Life"

"It's a Wonderful Life"
George returns home to everything he ever wanted.